Spicy Mayo
Mix garlic powder, mayonnaise, and hot pepper sauce in a small bowl; set aside.
Briny Slaw
Whisk together olive oil and pickle juice in a small bowl or jar.
Toss onion, jalapeño, cabbage, pickles, an EVOO/pickle juice in a large bowl to combine; cover and chill.
Fried Chicken and Assembly
*Note: you can totally just get some take-out fried chicken and this salad will be divine*
Marinate the chicken in the buttermilk and smoked paprika for at least 30 minutes, preferably longer.
In a shallow bowl, combine flour, salt, pepper, and cornstarch; whisk with your fork to combine in.
Pour oil into a large heavy skillet to a depth of ½-inch. Heat over medium heat until a thermometer registers 350°.
Dredge each chicken thigh in the flour mixture, and then fry chicken until golden brown and cooked through, about 3 minutes per side. Transfer to a wire rack set inside a baking sheet; season with salt.
Portion out the salad and put a piece of fried chicken on the top. Sprinkle some cilantro on top!